so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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