Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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