Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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