I want to stick my p in your. b.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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