Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
just got out of a noise viloation because the cop recognized my roomate as his favorite chipotle burrito roller. just another reason I love ritos
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
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