Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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