they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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