Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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