Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
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