how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
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