just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
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