No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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