I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
I just forgot I was standing up.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
Randomize
