I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
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