Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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