I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
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