That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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