I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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