So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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