Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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