should my penis look like a turkey
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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