How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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