are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
No more Irish car bombs ever.
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
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