By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Its about making memories worth repressing
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
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