High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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