"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
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