and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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