Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
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