youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
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