We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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