can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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