I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
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