We're like a lot better than the average bears
Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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