Drinking non-alcoholic beer is like going down on your cousin.
Sure it tastes the same, but it ain't right.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
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