I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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