Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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