Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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