Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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