Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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