I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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