Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
and you said cock pushups were impossible
You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
Randomize
