its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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