that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
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