I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Thanks for feeding me more tequila shots to prevent me from trying to fight her last night. Horrible logic? Yes, but you are the best friend ever
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
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