This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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