Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
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