worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
I've been alternating between telling people I was mauled by a bear or hit by a car to explain the massive unexplainable bruise on my leg. Slightly more worried now that the car idea is believable.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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