Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
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