Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
Brb crying the tears of my youth
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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