A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
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