He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
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