At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
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