she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
Found your dick twin last night
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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