Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
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