so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
tell me about the fingering
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